tsaritsatrias:

It’s that time of the year when I get to talk about the most important person in everybody’s extremely boring, belly scratching lives——MEEEEEEEE…..

Yep. It’s my birthday, bitches. Ipasarado ang kalsada! Ilabas ang lechon (Read: YOU)!

Image happily scanned by me.

It’s been an awesome and electrifying and virginal twenty three years already! I’ve been through so much and I have you guys (if you my reader is a close friend/mentor/financier/potential momol buddy/just some random hot dude) to thank for! More sexy years for us. Islands and men to conquer. Money and monsters to burn. Life experiences and anatomies to learn. Food and beer to consume. And kiss. Just kiss and hug as much as you can.

Thank you for all those who remembered and greeted me. If you haven’t, the day is not yet over at the other side of the world. If you never will, I WILL KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE AND I WILL KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. K.

Now, off to our obligatory 23-year-old-me pics.

Pardon my 3D Sex and Zen poster. I’m a man like that. But do mind the cards. They’re all anti-patriarch/slightly feminist.

Hi Anthea, Micki, Mayi, Cess. New dress. Hihihihi.